Monday, October 22, 2012

replacement rate 2.1

Date:  22 Oct 2012
Time: 1230 hrs
Place: saltmines

(sorf) I got asked for directions while I'm sitting at my desk. Some long haired woman, fellow staffer, looking for P2.1 meeting room. Told her to go to the door behind the spiral staircase, go left and through another door and she says "OK, I'll try the door." No thank you!

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Along the lorong

Date: 21 Oct 2012
Time: 1820 hrs
Place: Braddell MRT

(sorf) I was plugged into my iPhone and digging in my bag for my ezlink card when a little gap toothed auntie in black pants and brown printed top waved at me to get my attention inside the MRT station along the corridor. She wanted to know which way to Lorong 3 but I told her "sorry, I don't know which way."

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Zara salah

Date: 16 Sep 2012
Time: 1900 hrs
Place: Bugis+

(sorf) Coming out of Uniqlo on the 2nd floor, and plugged into earphones, when this manga looking girl with long hair, big eyes and shiny butterfly hair clip came up to me and started yammering in Chinese. I couldn't understand what she was asking and her friend came up. Finally figured out they wanted to find Zara. I said that there's no Zara here, I think the closest one is at Raffles City. Of course these girls were rude and didn't even say "thank you". *scowl*

Friday, September 14, 2012

Driver's block


Date: 14 Sep 2012
Time: 1100 hrs
Place: Gombak camp taxi stand

I wasn't the only person waiting for a taxi at the taxi stand - there were two young boys in front of me in jeans and both dragging large duffel bags, and a guy dressed in office wear and carrying a laptop behind me. But the lorry drove right up to me, the driver got off, and asked me where is Gombak Block 308. He seemed foreign, maybe from the subcontinent. I initially assumed he was royally lost and trying to find Bukit Gombak HDB block 308, but no, he said he had changed pass and that his boss was waiting for him (what a terrible boss to allow his staff to be left behind like that). I had no idea where this block was, but he mentioned that his boss told him to turn right, so I directed him to drive through the security check and take a right down into the smaller camp. He thanked me and sped off.

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Temple vs fitness

Date: 02 Sep 2012
Time: 0910 hrs
Place: between National Library and Bras Basah Complex

Here I was, jogging. Looking sweaty. Looking forward. To my right, I sensed a couple. A man wearing bermudas and t-shirt and his female companion, similarly dressed, eating from a pack of dried mango. He came up to me and asked me, in Mandarin, where the Kuan Im temple was. I was actually taken aback, so I paused, jogged on the spot, and wondered for a few seconds what would possess this man to ask someone directions in mid-jog. But I was kind and told him to just go down the street, turn left at junction (Middle Road) and walk down about 200 metres, and the temple is on the right. He thanked me and I jogged off.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Kowloon, Kowloon Hong Kong...

Date: 26 Jul 2012
Time: 0945 hrs
Place: inside Tsim Tsa Shui MTR station

(sorf) We were just inside the fare gates when one of a bunch of ladies approached me and asked in Mandarin where the Central Line to Hong Kong was. Someone mentioned a duty free shopping mall. We said we were not sure and told them we were tourists from Singapore.

Friday, July 20, 2012

From behind pt 2 language 2

Date: 20 July 2012
Time: 0910 hrs
Place: Orchard Boulevard outside Ion

(sorf) I was plugged into my iPod when, from behind, a young Chinese woman with hubby and toddler approached at bus stop. She asked me in Mandarin how to get to Lucky Plaza - told her to cross the road, go through the blue building and cross the road again. And Lucky Plaza is on the right.  Then her husband said something in another language and she asked me where's Mount E hospital. So I told her it's behind Tangs. And she asked which one she will get to first Lucky Plaza or Mount E. I told her Lucky Plaza. And that there's a small road next to Lucky Plaza that will lead her to Mount E.

From behind pt 1 language 1

Date: 20 July 2012
Time: 0900 hrs
Place: Orchard Boulevard outside Ion

(sorf) I was plugged into my iPod when, from behind, a slightly chubby middle-aged Indian lady in jeans and a sparkly top who came up to me after I got off bus 65 at the bus stop at Orchard Boulevard. She had quite a strong accent and was looking for Toys'R'Us. It took me a couple of seconds to figure out how to get her to Forum Galleria. Told her to cross the road and keep walking to the end.

Friday, April 27, 2012

SMU-th sailing

Date: 27 Apr 2012
Time: 2139 hrs
Place: near Bras Basah MRT

(sorf) Was walking to long escalator at Bras Basah station when a young girl came from behind and touched my sleeve. She was wearing jeans, a baseball shirt, cap and backpack. She said "excuse me is this the exit to SMU?" I said yes and she said thank you.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Hubba hubba

Date: 24 Apr 2012
Time: 1500 hrs
Place: Macdonald's Anson Road

I was walking around avoiding the drizzle when I saw a brown-skinned man in shirt and pants asking an old uncle squatting on the roadside directions. The old man tried to be helpful but had never heard of the place. Just as I thought I was walking out of reach, he came to me and asked me where Anson House is. I saw that he had a map (a Google Maps printout) so I asked him to show me where he was trying to get to on the map. I had to re-orient the map 180 degrees and then I pointed to him down the road the building with the work "HUB" written on its side, showed him where that building was on the map, then told him it was the next building. He thanked me and walked off quickly.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Just going to the casino to take a look...

Date: 23 Mar 2012
Time: 1005 hrs
Place: Bras Basah MRT

I was plugged into my headphones waiting for the train when an old man walked up to me and started yakking. I took off my headphones and realised he was asking directions. He was in an orange shirt and pants and sandals, probably 70 years old, and was accompanied by a lady in her fifties, who looked a bit lost and didn't speak a word. He was walking with the aid of a cane. He asked me in Mandarin (couldn't place the accent. Was he from Thailand? He looked Chinese, she looked Thai) how to get to the casino in Sentosa. I explained to him that he needed to take the train one stop to Dhoby Ghaut and change to the North East Line, otherwise it'll take really long if he went via the Circle Line. I got on the train with them and got off and walked him all the way to the North East Line platform and had to explain to him several times that he needed to get on the Sentosa Express at Harbourfront and to ask for directions there. He said he was just going to the casino to take a look and not to gamble because he had no money. He also asked a few times how to get to Chinatown and I told him he could get off two stops down if he wanted. After he seemed more assured he thanked me several times and I left them at the platform to go on my way.

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Womanpower

Date: 07 Feb 2012
Time: 1410 hrs
Place: Opposite M Hotel

I was waiting to cross the road when a short Filipino lady wearing t-shirt and shorts came up from behind me and asked me how to get to Ministry of Manpower. She showed me a letter from a stack of paper inside a clear plastic bag with the address "7 Keppel Road". I had no idea exactly where (as the only office I knew was at Havelock Road) so I looked it up on my iPhone and then directed her to walk down the road towards the viaduct, turn right, and walk another ten minutes or so, and expect the building to be on the left. She thanked me and walked off quickly.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Morning come fragrance

Date: 05 Feb 2012
Time: 0940 hrs
Place: Junction of Rochor Road and Victoria Street

I was drenched in sweat in the middle of my morning run, waiting to cross the road and plugged in to my earphones when a short Filipina walked straight towards me and started talking to me. I took off my earphones and she told me she needed to meet her friend who was staying at Fragrance Hotel at Bugis and asked if I knew where it was. It took me a while to think about it until she mentioned that her friend told her that it was on Middle Road, at which I directed her to walk down Victoria Street to the junction and turn left at Middle Road and that the hotel is on the right side of the road. She thanked me and walked off, still looking confused.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Lost at home

Date: 23 Jan 2012
Time: 1100 hrs
Place: home

(sorf) I got asked things twice today. I was walking to the pool when a girl called out after me from the gym door, wanting to know how to turn on the aircon. I told her to bring her own remote control with her. Then, at 2pm, some Spanish guy asked me the time.

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Wherefore Hor Fun? Because I also want!

Date: 03 Sep 2011
Time: 1153 hrs
Place: Hong Lim Food Centre

We were enjoying huge lunch when a lady asked me where to get the prawn Hor fun. I told her at the extreme right stall 40

Monday, August 08, 2011

Do you know the way to good tau hway?

Date: 08 Aug 2011
Time: 0951 hrs
Place: Prinsep Street

(sorf) Was at corner of the triangular building where Mr Bean cafe is near the slip road and typing on my phone when this tall soft-spoken Chinese man in his 30s in bermudas and t-shirt approached me and said "Excuse me do u know where the famous tau huay is?" Told him to go straight and cross the road it's on the right in the row of old shophouses. He said thank you!

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Let me in!

Date: 10 Jul 2011
Time: 2131 hrs
Place: Outside Sunshine Plaza

(sorf) A young Indian delivery boy with a pack of food asked me how to get into the residential area. I told him to go to the corner and the security guard will let him in. He never thanked me `_´

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Looking for "peace"

Date: 21 May 2011
Time: 1117 hrs
Place: Sunshine Plaza (drycleaners)

(sorf) I was chatting with laundry girl when a Chinese man, very tanned complexion, a monk in an outfit with red cotton pants came in muttering. Took us a while to realise he was asking for directions because his Chinese very accented. He wanted to find someplace in Peace Centre.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I ask you from behind you

Date: 27 Apr 2011
Time: 1942 hrs
Place: Dhoby Ghaut MRT (Circle Line)

(sorf) I'm standing in front of the map of the MRT stations when a thirtysomething Filipino woman in a short sleeved frilled blue top and carrying shopping bags came up behind me and said "Excuse me I'm going to Suntec which stop do I get off?" Told her Esplanade and pointed to the map. She said thank you.

Friday, April 01, 2011

The long and winding road... to the hospital

Date: 01 Apr 2011
Time: 2043 hrs
Place: Nassim Road

I had been on a jog and was along Nassim Road and was just about to hit Orchard Road again when a car pulled up to me and the man inside rolled down the windows and asked me where Gleneagles was. Initially I was confused as I thought he could just cut through Tanglin, before I remembered that that was a one-way road and it would be difficult to explain how to get to the Orchard Boulevard side, so I just told him to head back where I came from and turn left at the Botanical Gardens entrance. He thanked me. Hope he managed to get there quite quickly as he looked really quite lost on that dark road.